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October 2025 - Long List

"The Blue Footed Dame" by Joanne Deluce

My bookstore sits where the docks start to rot. Salt in the floorboards, mould in the spines, and ghosts thick enough to choke on. I used to be a detective before the city taught me the difference between truth and survival. Now I sell stories instead of chasing them. They hurt less that way.


Then she walked in.


Trench coat cinched over sequins and feathers, blue-black hair slick with rain, perfume all sea salt and smoke. I pegged her for a dancer from The Birdcage—a seedy joint down by Pier Nine. Her heels clicked like a countdown, one of them tracking in blood.


“You sell books about birds?” she asked, in a voice that could’ve stripped paint—or a man’s resolve.


“Sometimes.”


“Specifically, migration.” Her yellow-gold eyes studied mine like she was reading a confession.


I took her in the back. Found The Pacific Book of Birds. She flipped it open, fingers tracing a map of the Galápagos like she was reading an escape plan. That’s when I saw it—scales, faint silver, crawling up her hands and vanishing under her sleeve.


I didn’t ask. Everyone in this city’s got secrets.


“They go all the way up,” she said, sensing the question. “My legs, too.”


“You work at The Birdcage?” I asked. I’d heard the rumours—women who looked like dreams and danced like they knew they were nightmares.


“Work?” She gave a laugh that could’ve sliced glass. “I’m trapped in it. We’re all trapped.”


Something in her voice lit a spark in me I thought long dead. That fire you feel when a new case lands on your desk, commanding your attention.


Then the bell above the door rattled. Footsteps. Heavy.


She paled. I signalled her to stay quiet and drew the curtain.


The guy waiting had a gun in one hand and a red gash down one cheek I imagined would be about a perfect match for that bloody stiletto back there.


Good for you.


“I help you, son?” I said, lighting up.


“Looking for a lady,” he said, “tall, dark, wearing feathers and a chip on her shoulder.”


“Only ladies I’ve seen today are on paperback.”


He didn’t smile. Just dropped a card on the counter.


The Birdcage.


“Ask for Kane,” he said, “if you see her. You’ll be well compensated.” Then he left, dragging the smell of gunpowder with him.


When I went back, the window was open. Rain cutting in sideways. On the floor; sequins, a trench coat, and a single bloodied heel. And on the sill, a blue-footed bird with blue-black wings and perfect golden eyes. For a heartbeat, she looked at me, then flew into the storm.


The map was gone. Pages torn clean.


I thumbed Kane’s card. The raised lettering bit into my fingers.


We’re all trapped, she’d said.


I poured a shot and looked out at the harbour. The fog swallowed the lights whole. I slipped the card into my pocket.


Looks like I’ve got a case again, and this one’s got wings.


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